Chicago Neighborhood Unveils Plaque On Spot Where Barack And Michelle First Kissed

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Obama's first kiss plaque

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A Chicago neighborhood has proudly unveiled a bronze plaque marking the precise spot where Barack Obama first kissed Michelle Robinson 23 years ago.

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Just as Mayan legend predicted, the young lawyers had only begun dating. As the closing highlight of their first South Side soiree, Obama took his future wife to a local Baskin-Robbins for ice cream. As a gallant gentleman, he escorted her outside and found a nice spot for them to sit on the parking lot curb.

There, they talked and ate ice cream, even though it does have a lot of sugar and bad fats that can clog your arteries and choke off blood supply to the heart, causing severe chest pains and even death. At one point Obama leaned over and…. Well, let him describe it, according to his quote enshrined on the 3,000-pound marker at the corner of Dorchester and 53rd:

“On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.”

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